Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you the SAT because I would do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow I hope I don’t ruin this’?
  2. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
  3. I’d bang you like a drum if you were a drum… I don’t know where to go with this
  4. Are you a farmer because you can sure raise a cock
  5. I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
  6. Was your mother a beaver? Cause damn!
  7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you.
  8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  9. Dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
  10. On a scale from one to America how free are you tonight?
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